Panic! Vicki

Wow, these women couldn’t possibly be more annoying and inappropriate.  Don’t you know to get out of the way when EMS comes?  Icelandic doctors are too nice.  GTFO ladies.

Kelly and I agree that Vicki is having a panic attack because if you’ve never had one, you think you’re dying.  Vicki also went numb, the “crab hands” phenomenon.  The first time I had a panic attack, I was at work and not even feeling anxious, just chatting with my co-worker.  Then I felt weird, then I thought I may be having a heart attack, then I thought I was dying, then I thought I was going insane.  This is what a mental breakdown looks like and I’ll be trapped in my brain forever.  I kept asking what was happening and if I wad dying and no EMS would tell me.  In the hospital, with my PCP, everyone just said: we don’t know, arrhythmia.  It took years for me to figure out that was a panic attack.  So although I despise Vicki, she could very truly be feeling this is a life and death situation.  Someone should have given her some chocolate cake and a benzo.  Lol Meghan ordered her a casserole later.

See?  Brian Moylan: Vicki does not need prayers. She needs to throw up, take a Klonopin, and unclench for about seven seconds.


What in the actual fuck why

I tend to have panic attacks when I’m traveling, hungover, dehydrated and hungry.  All of which Vicki is experiencing from whooping it up.  Plus she may have insomnia from altitude sickness.


Kelly: you don’t know if you’re fine,  Vicki! You could have a heart attack.  Helpful.  Diagnosis: even Lydia thinks Vicki is bullshit.

Also Tamra peed herself laughing.  Pelvic floor physical therapy?  But she’s laughing at Peggy’s response to Kelly’s attacks, which Peggy does not appreciate.

Kelly: my trigger is people trying to control me.  That was my grandmother from my mother to Michael.

Yes, personality disorders are passed down.  Transgenerational trauma.  And you picked someone who was like the parental figures in your life who you have the most issues with.  But you can’t resolve those childhood issues with a husband diagnosed with NPD.


Katherine broke the news to me that Kelly AND Shannon were separating.  Also: tell us if you’re pregnant, Kardashians.

Someone who is TOO good at boundaries: Peggy straight up stops filming, doesn’t respond to annoying knocks on her door throughout the day, and ignores texts and calls, calling the 5am drunk cry laugh fest one of the worst nights of her life because Kelly Dodd.  They warned you.  Peggy is not ready for reality TV.

Oh my gosh, I just realized I’m living the spoonie life Vicki envies!  My emergency room visits involved morphine and referrals for surgery.  So many gluten-free acid-free casseroles coming her way.






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